Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
