WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
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