im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
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you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
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Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
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