I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
