i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
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