Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
you didnt know i had herpes?
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I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
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arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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