she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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