I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
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He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
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There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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