I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Randomize
