This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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