So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
Randomize
