Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
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