I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Randomize
