Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Randomize
