if i died would you start the facebook group?
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
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i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
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I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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