ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
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