school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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