Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
She needs sedatives and a leash
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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