I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
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Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
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I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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