Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
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She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
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WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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