THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
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I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I think your dad took our porno
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
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My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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