After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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