Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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