Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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