Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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