just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
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ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
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you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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