Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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