with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
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Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
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So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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