My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Randomize