i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
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What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
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My Sexting was not on an AP level
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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