dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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