Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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