have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
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