Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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