i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
