real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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