Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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