Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
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Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
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Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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