Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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