I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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