I'm lost and stupid without you.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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