I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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