i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
operation have a gay friend backfired
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Come share oat with me in your robe
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Randomize
