Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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