Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
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