Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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