thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
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Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
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I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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