carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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