You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
