:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
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You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
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wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
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rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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