you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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