its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
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FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
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Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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