am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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