Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
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My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
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It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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