He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
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Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
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This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
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