yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
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