So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
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