I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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