I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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