google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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