one word: firstdatebathroomanal
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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